WOC!(The Wo-Cao Person)

Personality Profile

We have discovered a magical creature—the WOC! person. They have two completely independent operating systems: one called the "Surface System," responsible for emitting a series of fussing onomatopoeias like "Holy sh*t," "Badass," "Huh?"; the other called the "Background System," responsible for calm analysis: "Hmm, exactly as I expected." WOC! people will only exclaim "Holy sh*t" and won't stick their noses into other people's business, because they know deeply that reasoning with an idiot is like propping up mud against a wall—not only does it waste energy, but you also cover yourself in crap. So they choose to hold a giant blade of grass of wisdom, and use an emotional "WOC!" to present their highest respect to this crazy world.