DRUNK(The Drunkard)

Personality Profile

Why are you staggering when you walk? Why are your spirits always so high? Why do you see double? Because what flows in your body is not blood, it's delicious Wuliangye! It's Guojiao 1573! It's Jiangxiaobai! It's Shaanxi Wuliangye! Oh, delicious Baijiu, every drop is burning, boiling. Are you already accustomed to pouring Baijiu into a thermos and downing it like plain water? What a great Baijiu! It lets you talk cheerfully at the dinner table and hug the toilet bowl confessing your life's sins in the restroom; it makes you feel like a nightclub poet, the inextinguishable fire at the center of the universe—until 10 AM the next day, when your head feels like a cracked walnut, food residue hangs from your mouth, and your soul shrinks in a corner. You finally understand that the person loudly pontificating and slamming the table yesterday has already become a drunkard.